You make me feel so goddamn lucky, why the fuck did I do that.
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awildsnorlaxx: I’m the setting sun behind the...
You taught my heart, a sense I never knew I had.
itsreigningvengeance: it’s fitting today. for...
Plans of what our futures hold, foolish lies of growing old. It seems we’re so...– Avenged Sevenfold. (via placeandtimealwaysonmymind)
Shit's been dragging on my mind.
I’ve got work to do, and I probably won’t be on tonight. But I want to get some things off my chest, because they’ve been pulling me down and I can’t work. The first thing is one of my ‘friends’ at school. No, that isn’t a pretentious tone, I just want to signify that one of my friends is not really being friendly. If I wanted that tone,...
I feel as if my vocabulary-to-image-recognition is fucked up. Whenever somebody...
fullmetalrai: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I6m9-Dret0U#! I-I-I..I-I……w-what?… And here I thought I would have to wait 4+ years for happiness.
I hate it when movies, games, etc, make wicked the idea of wolves. They’re a noble creature, they are less savage than we humans are, and I’m tired of them being portrayed in such a dark light. Seriously, fuck off Hollywood.
Hey look at there! I have had 69 posts just now
Hug me, dammit.
Took a drag at the falls, and I realized I’m losing it all. Or am I? Life is just beginning, and I haven’t even left the house yet. I stood with my chest hugging the railing, and looked do o o own. I looked back at the railing, with all the hearts with names in them, the initials and dates, and...
What is Kryptonite?
Elijah: My kryptonite is in the shape of a woman
Me: That must suck, considering you are rendered to less than human strength when around it. Maybe you should try Viagra?
Elijah: lmao no my powers are gone
Me: Seriously though, see a doctor about that. You should be completely fertile at your age, something must be wrong.
Me: This is not a laughing matter, Elijah! If you can't get it up you are unhealthy!
Elijah: I can get it up, lmao, getting it back down is the problem
Me: Now we're getting somewhere! Have you tried fapping?
Me: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION
Elijah: Wtf is fapping?
Me: Masturbation, Elijah. Fapping means wanking. It means, dare I say it, "Jacking off".
Victor: It's all your fault, you know that?
Me: No it's not. Get away from me.
Victor: Oh, I'd bet you'd love that, wouldn't you? You're LAZY. You've become complacent, you've LOST yourself. You can't help her, you only cause her more turmoil.
Me: Shut the fuck up, GET AWAY!
Victor: Never. I AM YOU. The REAL you; you're the FAKE, the LIE, the WEAKNESS. You are the outer layer, nothing more, nothing less, when I need control I take it, and you can do NOTHING about it. This is a reality check.
Me: Just go. Please.
Victor: You will never help. You only degrade and make all the wrong moves, all your actions are.
Me: No. You're wrong. YOU are false. YOU are fake. YOU AREN'T REAL!
Victor: Keep thinking that, it'll keep the crazy away. See you later.
Me: No, get back here! GET BACK
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Booming voice: This is a reality check
I don't know anymore
I’m so vague right now. So much stress is piled on me that I’m starting to wonder what I’m doing. My family sucks, school sucks, the only thing I can do is go to my sister’s apartment or sleep. I . . I’m not feeling any emotion, really. The only thing that makes me happy is thoughts of her, my love. I’m so … what is happening. Am I really going crazy? ...
You say I need to get a job, that I don’t know respect just because I don’t pay bills. I’m sorry, are you butt-hurt? Do you want me to drop out and work just for you? I’m not the baby you self-servant butt plug. I wish I could work and get the fuck out of this house, get the fuck away from YOU, but nooooo, I don’t pay bills, I don’t wipe your ass with my tongue,...
So I Have Problems.
Me: Hey, inner consciousness, what do you make of this?
Inner consciousness: Penis.
Inner consciousness: No problem.
Inner Black Person: Damn Straight, Nigga'
Me: I'm so white it's not even funny.
Inner Consciousness: Yeah it is.
Me: No it's not.
Inner Black Person: You know what IS funny?
Inner Consciousness: Penis.
Why are lips so soft and sexy?
I respect people's beliefs, but only so far as to...